JUST walked around a cemetery today
The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.
Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.
master has snatched dobbys wig
me: *crying my eyes out*
someone: are u okay?
me, wiping away my tears pretending like i wasnt just crying: yeah bro im fuckin flexin
*friend showing me a picture of their boyfriend* well. well. that is a human man!
